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Jokes About UT

Q: A man walks into a store and says, “I would like a orange hat, orange pants, orange sweater, and white shoes.”

The clerk says, “are you a Vol fan?”

“Yes," replies the man, “How did you guess—by the   color combination?”

“No,” answers the clerk, "because this is a  hardware store."

Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?

A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?

A: The cop

Q: Why did the Tennessee grad get fired from the M&M factory?

A: He was throwing away too many W’s

Q: What’s the difference between a Vol and a dollar bill?

A: You only get three quarters out of a Vol

 Q: What does a Tennessee fisherman do when his boat springs a leak?

A: He drills a hole in the other end to let out the water

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on the Tennessee campus?

A: A Bama visitor

Q: How many University of Tennessee freshman does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None, it's a sophomore course.

Q. What did the Tennessee graduate say to the Vanderbilt graduate?

A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"


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Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Tennessee library?

A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

How many UT students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Vanderbilt and get instructions.

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There is one comment on this page.

Back Yard (November 8, 2009 7:09 PM)
Which are funnier, these UT jokes or VanderbiltJokes?
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