Q: A man walks into a store and says, “I would like a orange hat, orange pants, orange sweater, and white shoes.”
The clerk says, “are you a Vol fan?”
“Yes," replies the man, “How did you guess—by the color combination?”
“No,” answers the clerk, "because this is a hardware store."
Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
Q: Why did the Tennessee grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W’s
Q: What’s the difference between a Vol and a dollar bill?
A: You only get three quarters out of a Vol
A: He drills a hole in the other end to let out the water
A: A Bama visitor
Q: How many University of Tennessee freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q. What did the Tennessee graduate say to the Vanderbilt graduate?
A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Tennessee library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many UT students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Vanderbilt and get instructions.