A: He drills a hole in the other end to let out the water
A: Drills a hole in the other end to let out the water
A: A Bama visitor
A: A Bama visitor
Q: A man walks into a store and says, “I would like a orange hat, orange pants, orange sweater, and white shoes.”
The clerk says, “are you a Vol fan?”
“Yes," replies the man, “How did you guess—by the color combination?”
“No,” answers the clerk, "because this is a hardware store."
Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
Q: Why did the Tennessee grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W’s
Q: What’s the difference between a Vol and a dollar bill?
A: You only get three quarters out of a Vol
A: Drills a hole in the other end to let out the water
A: A Bama visitor
Q: How many University of Tennessee freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q. What did the Tennessee graduate say to the Vanderbilt graduate?
A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Tennessee library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many UT students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Vanderbilt and get instructions.
Vander Bubble
Vanderbilt Jokes
Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker,
and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
Q: Why did the Tennessee grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W’s
Q: What’s the difference between a Vol and a dollar bill?
A: You only get three quarters out of a Vol
A: Drills a hole in the other end to let out the water
A: A Bama visitor
Q: How many University of Tennessee freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q. What did the Tennessee graduate say to the Vanderbilt graduate?
A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Tennessee library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many UT students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Vanderbilt and get instructions.
Vander Bubble
Vanderbilt Jokes
Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker,
and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
Q: Why did the Tennessee grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W’s
Q: What’s the difference between a Vol and a dollar bill?
A: You only get three quarters out of a Vol
A: Drills a hole in the other end to let out the water
A: A Bama visitor
Q: How many University of Tennessee freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q. What did the Tennessee graduate say to the Vanderbilt graduate?
A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Tennessee library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many UT students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Vanderbilt and get instructions.
Vander Bubble
Vanderbilt Jokes
Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker,
and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
Q: Why did the Tennessee grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W’s
Q: What’s the difference between a Vol and a dollar bill?
A: You only get three quarters out of a Vol
A: Drills a hole in the other end to let out the water
A: A Bama visitor
A: Dress her in Crimson
Q: How many University of Tennessee freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q. What did the Tennessee graduate say to the Vanderbilt graduate?
A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Tennessee library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
How many UT students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Vanderbilt and get instructions.
Vander Bubble
Vanderbilt Jokes
A: A Bama visitor
Q: What does a Tennessee angler do when his boat springs a leak?
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on the Tennessee campus?
A: A Bama visitor
Q: How do you get a Tennessee football fan to stop beating his wife?
Q: Why is Tennessee changing their mascot to the possum?
A: Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road
Q: If you have a car containing a Vol wide receiver, a Vol linebacker,
and a Vol defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
Q: Why did the Tennessee grad get fired from the M&M factory?
A: He was throwing away too many W’s
Q: What’s the difference between a Vol and a dollar bill?
A: You only get three quarters out of a Vol
Q: What does a Tennessee angler do when his boat springs a leak?
A: Drills a hole in the other end to let out the water
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl on the Tennessee campus?
A: A Bama visitor
Q: How do you get a Tennessee football fan to stop beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Crimson
It was reported that Tennessee head football coach Phil Fulmer will only be dressing twenty players for the Vanderbilt game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
How many UT students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to phone a friend at Vanderbilt and get instructions.
Vanderbilt Jokes
It was reported that Tennessee head football coach Phil Fulmer will only be dressing twenty players for the Vanderbilt game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
It was reported that Tennessee head football coach Phil Fullmer will only be dressing twenty players for the Vanderbilt game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"
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A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"Unknown action "infostub"
A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"
Q: How many University of Tennessee freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore course.
Q. What did the Tennessee graduate say to the Vanderbilt graduate?
A. "Welcome to Mc Donald's. May I take your order, please?"
Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the University of Tennessee library?
A: Forty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
It was reported that Tennessee head football coach Phil Fullmer will only be dressing twenty players for the Vanderbilt game. The rest of the players will have to get dressed by themselves.
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